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You are destined to be stranded on an island for a few weeks. You can take one Haloverse character with you. Who do you take?

22%

45 deviants said Master Chief. Cause he'd probably find an alien ship, asplodd his way in and hijack one of its doors so we can ride it through the atmosphere like a flaming marshmallow.

21%

43 deviants said The Arbiter. That way I can stare at his luscious rump for hours on end until I dehydrate and die. But that will be okay cause he'd have taught me his magical powers of resurrection.

21%

42 deviants said Icca. Her massages might come in handy. And we could go hunting and build fires and dance naked in the waves like a couple of secksi heathens.

10%

20 deviants said Rtas. So I can strip him and - oh. Um. I mean we can spend our days floating around palm trees in floaty thrones of course.

17 deviants said Sgt Johnson. So we can talk about what the ladies like.

14 deviants said Grunt #678. I find conversation about food nipples intellectually stimulating.

8 deviants said Cortana. She can spout cryptic messages while I am gathering coconuts. But I can still oogle her, until I remember she's just a hologram and get sad.

7 deviants said Miranda Keyes. So I can hit her with a branch and listen to her hideous screams. Then hit her some more every time she says something stupid and watch her duck-run down the beach.

6 deviants said Gravemind. Cause, uh... tentacles? Oh, we could play Scrabble. Or Twister!

1 deviant said Lord Hood. I can wear his hat and we can talk about how Cairo Station gets us hot and bothered.

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!BowChickaBowWow Nov 25, 2007, 10:32:28 PM

The Chief. Cuz then I could om nom nom nom happily.

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~AeonReclaimer Nov 25, 2007, 10:32:30 PM

Gravemind's tentacles? eww....
Rtas is a girl. It says so in "Halo: Combat Randomified--She's back", and it Rtas is also Arbi's girlfriend.
Yes.
No, I chose the Arbiter, because I am an Arbiter fan. At least HE has a soul.

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=Tactic6557 Nov 25, 2007, 10:36:30 PM

I choose Cortana because she does not have to eat. Therefore there's one less mouth to feed.

Plus, boobs. Binary boobs. Or something. 8D

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~Kiarushka Nov 25, 2007, 10:45:19 PM

I'm tied with the Arbiter and Rtas.... I choose Rtas. >_>
Who knows, he'll keep me sane... somewhat, as I stare at his smexy body.

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~Xemos Nov 25, 2007, 10:48:46 PM

Chief. x3 I can poke fun at him and ask to try on his helmet then get in his face and stare at him until he feels uncomfortable. x3 That and he has magical survival training to find us a three course meal.

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~DraconicDreams Nov 25, 2007, 10:51:41 PM

The Chief. I'd seduce that man if given a few weeks to work.

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=Wienie-Of-DOOM Nov 25, 2007, 11:02:19 PM

Sgt. Johnson. End. Of. Story.

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*Etoli Nov 25, 2007, 11:12:59 PM

It was a tough choice between the boys. . . that or beating Miranda around the island with relish, but Icca would just be a fun person to be a survivor girl with. XD

That, and dancing naked in the waves never gets old.

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